DatAwesomeCottonee

“It was a dark and stormy night… “Well, afternoon. But at least I got the ‘stormy’ part right,” Francis thought to himself as he stared out the window of his office. Giant raindrops beat against the window relentlessly as thunder roared in the distance. It hadn’t stopped since this morning, and the weather app on his phone predicted much of the same for the next few hours. He sighed as he turned back to his computer screen. He hoped that he’d have been able to play cornhole with his boyfriend on his one day off from work, but as soon as he woke up to an unexpected thunderstorm, he resigned him

The corridors seem to get longer and longer the more you walk. You have absolutely no idea where you’re going, and haven’t had an inkling for some time. You were part of a tour group that was taking a tour through a tiny part of a real Egyptian pyramid. Your tour guides were very adamant about making sure to stay together as a group. “This place is the world’s darkest, coldest, and most confusing maze” they warned you. “If you get lost in here, you’re never coming out alive!” So what did you do? You got lost, of course! You’ve been stuck in here for so long now that you don’t even

You walk along the sidewalk of a rich, suburban neighborhood, watching the pink clouds in the distance. You just came out of the doctor’s office for a check-up, and thankfully, it seems you’re healthy as a horse. It’s beginning to get dark, though, and you still have a long way to walk. The direction you’re walking is directly toward the sun, so you can see that it’s beginning to get quite low. As you watch the sun setting below the horizon, you notice how vividly pink and orange the clouds around it are becoming. It’s by far the brightest sunset you’ve ever seen, and definitely one of the prettiest.

You swat a mosquito on your leg for the four-thousandth time, muttering anti-mosquito profanity under your breath. Why did you ever decide to go on a hike in the woods? All of your friends told you it would be a relaxing experience where you would learn to be one with nature… but all that’s happened is that the mosquitoes have learned to become one with you. The mosquitoes are just the beginning, though. Even when you’re not in direct sunlight, you still feel like you’re dying of heatstroke. On the rare occasion that there’s a clearing in the trees and you’re exposed to sunlight, you can feel the heat rel

It was yet another boring day of me playing Omega Ruby. I was floating all around the PSS, looking for player battles. Of course, I lost every time. Discouraged, I was just about to sign off when I got a battle invitation. It was from someone whose name was literally totallyhonestlynotahypnoindisguise. I couldn’t help but laugh at that name. I didn’t even think your name could be that many characters long, but obviously this person had to defy all rules to make sure everyone knew that they were not a Hypno. Figuring I had nothing to lose, I accepted their challenge. And then everything went to Hell. In an instant, a huge flash of

Tears well up in your eyes as you scream and punch your reflection, leaving a giant dent in the steel wall. “I sense an aura of frustration. Please do not take it out on the cavern.” You are caught off guard by the voice and frantically spin around. Standing on a nearby ledge is a creature covered in blue and black fur. You immediately recognize it as a Lucario. It doesn’t seem to be aware that you’re there… it is standing still in a tree pose with its eyes closed. You’re not sure how to react to seeing him (you’re not sure how you can tell it’s a him, you just know). On one hand, you’r

You walk and walk and walk. You’ve been doing it for hours. Why did you ever decide to go on a cave expedition? It was fun at first… until you got separated from the group. In your race to catch up with them, you slipped and fell down into a sectioned-off area of the cave. Nobody was answering your calls for help, and your crappy cell phone couldn’t get reception down in the cave. After two hours of waiting, it became obvious that nobody was coming to help you. So, you were forced to trek into the deeper, darker part of the cave, hoping to find some way out. You’ve been walking for nearly three hours now, and you

You carry a package into the living room and put it on the table. You sit down on the couch and open it up. Inside is a huge bottle of pills. The label reads, “Kabigon Diet Supplement - See results instantly!” You turn it around and read the instructions. “Take one tablet. Yes, one! That’s all you need! You will see results instantaneously!” ...Definitely the most brief instructions you’ve ever read. The whole “see results instantly” thing sounds a little sketchy to you, so you read the side effects at the bottom of the label. “Side effects may include drowsiness, lethargy, extreme hunge